You're So Vain - Music by Carly Simon and Lyrics by Dieter Lesage

Para quem não conseguiu ouvir (i.e. o planeta Terra menos o Pedro Barreiro), aqui fica... para cantar ao som de "You're So Vain" de Carly Simon:

You make t-shirts with your name,
You have people wearing those t-shirts,
You make them swear to wear those t-shirts when they go to parties where you are not.
You are very profound but you have a vulgar side too.
You develop reflections nobody really cares about.
You're shouting, you're getting loud, you're much too loud man.

YOU'RE SO VAIN, YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
YOU'RE SO VAIN, I BET YOU THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU?

You are everywhere, you make people wonder where you are.
You say you suffer from a gentle schizophrenia, you are multiple personalities.

YOU'RE SO VAIN, YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
YOU'RE SO VAIN, I BET YOU THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU?

(INSTRUMENTAL)

YOU'RE SO VAIN, YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
YOU'RE SO VAIN, I BET YOU THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU?

You are nowhere, you make people wonder where you might be.
You present yourself as someone else, you pretend you are for real.

YOU'RE SO VAIN, YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
YOU'RE SO VAIN, I BET YOU THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU?

Just kidding.